HOLY. CRAP.
And this is just in time, since I’ve been meaning to change the bedsheets for…um….ahem…about a month now. (What, we only have two sets of fitted sheets for that fucker. It’s huge, and sets of nice sheets ain’t exactly cheap.)
(OMG I hate you why won’t you embed properly I don’t have time for this shit. Just click on the link.)

Heather / Eyeconic said,
August 24, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Unrelated: I was looking for books on Amazon on how to kit or crochet, cus I’m going to learn how, dammit! I thought you’d think this was funny:
Amazon.com: Stitch 'N Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker (9780761139850): Debbie Stoller: Books
Make sure you enlarge the image of the cover
kayeffjay said,
August 25, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Dood! The Stitch n Bitch books are GREAT for learning how to knit and crochet. I have all of them, except the Son of… one because it’s mostly patterns for men that neither I nor Greg were interested in.
Heather / Eyeconic said,
August 25, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Really? That’s awesome, I think I’m going to order the crochet one then.
kayeffjay said,
August 25, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I think it’s totally awesome.
Two hooks way up.