Convinced Greg to do my makeup. He is right-handed, so I got to sit on the left, and discovered after filming that profile is decidedly not a flattering angle for me – at least not when I’m sitting on the couch and slouching over. But fuck it, it’s reality: I have that oddly hooked nose (Graeco-Roman? I believe I read somewhere, on a treatise about noses, of all things, that it was one or the other, but I can’t remember which now. And whatever “noble line” my nose is supposed to have, I’m not really a fan of its shape. It gets the job done, though, so no real complaints.); I have a wattle; and I have that weird top vertebra hump from years and years of slouching and poor posture (and probably also genetics, since my mom and her mom had it, too – but poor posture ain’t helping). BUT FUCK IT. It is who I am (as well as that magnificent rack, if I do say so myself, and I do), and I got Greg to put makeup on me, and it’s funny. So, for your viewing enjoyment:
Pictures and stuff below the cut.
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-Too Faced Leopard Love: Peach Leopard
-Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Lipstick in 01
-Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencil in Zero
-Wet n Wild Color Icon eyeshadow in Lagoon
-Maybelline Precise Master by Eyestudio in Black
-CoverGirl & Olay Simply Ageless Eye Concealer in Light/Medium
You two are soooo cute together! Greg gets an A++++ for effort and participation! I’m pretty sure my husband would have NO part of this! I really enjoyed watching this and laughing at the captions as to what he used and what brush he applied it with
Your nose is majestic. Magnificent. GLORIOUS.
No, I’m not joking, not in the slightest.
LOL’ed throughout the entire video. So awesome of Greg to actually dabble in the makeup. I had a crappy day at work & this made my night so much more awesome.
HAHAHA, Greg gets an A+++++ for effort and for awesome. Love this video!
My god, you two are so cute! The way that he first goes to put on the lipstick is just so fricking funny. I also love the whole ‘slap’ misunderstanding at the end! And blue eyeshadow and red lipstick? Nice colour combination Greg!
LOOOOOOOOL *dies of laughter* YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE XD
Look out Temptalia,there’s a new makeup artist in town! You two are so adorable! <3